CO2 Molecules Protest Photovoltaic Power Usage

Come on... that's a man in a molecule costume, that's not a REAL molecule... total plant.

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Anti Anti T Shirt

Since nearly all the other blogs I read are posting t-shirt related items today, I thought I would just go along with the crowd and post one about t-shirts too. I found this one at experimentaljetset t-shirtism.

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People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots (P.E.T.R.)

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking "hehe... sure... that's a somewhat humorous FAKE organization". But you know what? Your thinking is WRONG. This is the real deal. There are people out there that think fighting wars with robots is immoral. Yea... it's better to grind up human beings like sausage. That's the way it's been done for centuries. And here they are in this photo, protesting against an RC club. I'm sure everyone in this photo owns a roomba but doesn't use it to vacuum, and I'm even more sure at least one of those roombas is named R2D2 and has a custom paint job. Why in hell should we make robots then? WHY?








Link you very much Mr. Roboto
















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No Blunts

OKAY OKAY... point taken... wow, I never thought of it that way.

Link that sh*t up

Protesters Brought to Trial WOOHOO!

A group of about ten idiots who wielded their freedom of speech recently by protesting "Muslim Family Day" at a Texas Six Flags may soon be brought to justice. A request for a preliminary injunction has been filed by the Muslim League Fund of America, and I'm here to tell ya, GOOD JOB Muslim League Fund. I hope this gets more than just local press. Read the linked article. One of the protesters has recently been appointed to a city board!

Link "Em High!

Thousands Protest Nationwide Against War in Iraq

Tens of thousands of folks came out to protest War this past Saturday. Unfortunately, War could not be reached for comment, but sources say War was inside playing Halo 3 all day and missed the dramatic, national outcry. Maybe if the rabble rousers would get a little more involved in the on-line gaming community, and stop wasting their time making signs and walking around in the street they would make a little more progress. In other news; President Bush was unable to get his new X-box 360 hooked up, and after his third attempt to connect the device to his 42 inch plasma screen TV decided to just "chill-out" this weekend and stay out of his wife's hair.

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Zombie Joins Protest Against Hospital Cuts

Oh wait... it's Keith Richards!

Protesting against hospital cuts? Um... isn't that how they fix people? By cutting you?

Sorry Keith. We're still buds right? Keith?
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(Thanks Skeptico for the pic)

Anti-Porn Activist Obsessed With Naked Statues

Martin Humer and 100 of his supporters will be organizing this Friday to protest a crucifix that depicts Jesus as an anatomically correct male. The crucifix has been on public display for 20 years. Last year Mr. Humer vandalized a nude statue of Mozart by painting it and adorning it with feathers. Look... anyone who thinks either a naked Jesus hanging on a cross or a statue of Mozart is porn has CLEARLY never been on the internet, let alone googled "dirty little whore". NOW THAT is some porn buddy.

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Lazy French People Sorta' Protesting

In Paris today a group of lazy people, appalled by their government's request for people to be more productive, are organizing "lazing days". That's right... lazing days.

You can eventually get around to reading more about it here: Link

Thousands Dress as Dumbledore Outside White House

"...in attacking the Mr. Dumbledore's right to wed, Mr. Bush may have raised the ire of one of the most militant constituencies in the U.S.: Harry Potter fans."

"Elsewhere, a national survey of slutty nurses shows that they are undecided about what to go as for Halloween."

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Anti-Car Protest

Now, I'm not a big fan of automobiles myself. They are expensive, a hassle, and are very likely destroying the planet. But this type of demonstration is really not helping. Instead of bringing attention to an important issue, it's really just bringing attention to a bunch of crazies. I hope he didn't borrow that bike! I mean damn dude... I think he is enjoying his bike ride just a little too much!

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Protesters Suck

Halloween Costumes to Avoid

This, my friends, is perhaps the most disturbing child's costume I have ever seen. Political views aside, this is REALLY not a good idea. Parents... please, please, please refrain from purchasing this costume for your children this Halloween. I implore you. And besides, you don't want your little one to get into a scuffle with the kid wearing THIS costume:

No Amensty!

OK, that's not even a word.

Please stop.

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Eating Animals to SAVE Animals

So, this British bloke ate a corgi dog to protest the hunting and killing of foxes. Of course they waited 'til the poor dog died of natural causes before they prepared it with onions and herbs. The dog was then served with a salad in a pita. Gosh... I'm really getting hungry. Personally, I prefer my corgi in a perogi... corgi perogies... mmm mmm good. Hot dog jokes aside, I think this is in really... ... bad taste.





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NEW MEMBER!

Freedom of Expression is Western Terrorism!

Welcome Abdul Hussan Adeem! Everyone, please give Abdul a warm welcome to our organization

(but next time Abdul... uh... don't make a sign and take it out in the street, will ya?).

Pot Protest

A group of 60 individuals came out to protest the illegality of marijuana in Ontario, Canada recently. Nearly 300 were expected to participate in the "Walk 4 Weed", but most got baked out of their minds before-hand and forgot where the protest was being held. Organizers plan to make it an annual event. SURE guys... keep focused... it's only a year off... maybe tattoo it on your hand or something. At this pace, legalized marijuana will happen in the year 2257... as long as the polls close before 4:20.

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Please Don't Protest Against Hooters Girls

Doesn't it strike you as odd that the Hooters girls are handing out cups of what can ONLY be beer (it couldn't possibly be anything else), to people driving by? ... hmmm. Maybe MADD should be out there too!

Don't blame me! Link

NYC Cabbies Protest Devices to Make Their Jobs Easier... AGAIN

Taxi cab drivers in New York are really steamed that the city is making GPS and credit card machines mandatory. Apparently, cabbies there feel providing better service to customers is somehow screwing them out of being able to screw their customers. And you know, maybe they have a point. NYC just wouldn't be the same if you didn't get ripped off by a cabbie every now and then. Actually, that could really impact tourist dollars coming into the city from thrill seekers looking for the "real" New York experience.

Read it here: Link

And get your slutty cabbie Halloween costume here: Link

IMF Protests in Georgetown

Well, it seems the place to protest the IMF isn't in front of, oh I don't know, THE IMF BUILDING. That would just make too much sense. Instead, the protesters took it into Georgetown, Washington, D.C. I'm guessing they were on their way back to their parents' house in Georgetown, or perhaps back to their swanky G-town dorms from their little protest party, and thought "hey, I'm young and hate my parents for giving me a college education I don't appreciate - let's just start a public disturbance here, for no good reason. Then later we can get our picture taken on the steps where they filmed "The Exorcist". And maybe even get to second base with that hippie girl with the sign that reads "DIE YOU CAPITALIST PIGS". She seems like such a sweetie."

Read the love fest details here:Link
(Photo by Kurt Brooks)

Women send panties to Myanmar embassies to protest crackdown

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Darth Liberty

http://www.news.com/2300-1026_3-6186914-8.html?tag=ne.gall.pg

Pre-protests

I think we are getting a wee bit ahead of ourselves.

If people are going to "pre-protest" things, let's go ahead and pre-protest the cloning of Hillary Clinton, and Bush's third term. OH, and let's go ahead and pre-protest the coming war on Moon-base Alpha.

HEY EARTH! STOP WARMING NOW!

I can tell you for certain that all the protesting in the world will not help change the planet's mind.



http://www.theonion.com/


And building a boat in the mountains really isn't as crazy as you think.

300 Persians

300 wasted minutes.According to the sign, Persians are two-dimensional caricatures and not actual human beings at all.



























OK, maybe the sign got it right.

Protest?

This reminds me of the point I'm trying to make... you see... when people go out there and protest... ... wait... what was I talking about?

http://www.worth1000.com/

Street Art

Lots of interesting works here:

http://www.woostercollective.com/

You Gonna Eat That?

Now, does this young lad need to be eating FULL SIZE ADULT PORTIONS??? Apparently, he does. He seems to still be hungry. Come on parents! Give the kid another QP with cheese! He can still bend his arms a little. And feed that other kid. I mean GEEZ he looks starved to death!

Ol' Ronald seems to have not enjoyed his happy meal!

(Is that a bike lock around his neck?!)

Point taken... if you dress like a clown, and act like a clown, you'll get hauled off and processed with all the other bozos.

Fur GOODNESS SAKE

WOW!

Her puppy looks cold. There were pics of these two vitriolic vixens making out and getting physical on that rug too, but I didn't think it was appropriate. Afterall, blood and guts seem to be more tolerated in this society than hot girl-on-girl action.

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ROOMBAS NOW!

Are we so lazy now that we must enslave robots to clean for us?

Um... YES! And what are people doing with all of that extra time they have left over from not vacuuming?









This:
















People are mod-ing their robot vacuum slaves to shoot lazer guided projectiles... this cannot end well. If you are going to do this, you might as well teach it to say "I'll be back" and perhaps encourage it to run for president.

http://hackedgadgets.com/2007/04/20/roomba-with-airsoft-gun-and-laser-sight/
http://ogawama.jp/blog/2006/06/roomba.html

Most Unfortunate Last Name

Santorum is perhaps the most disgusting substance known to man, and a last name... and a type of nail polish remover. Even more disgusting than mung, or smegma, or that stuff that is growing in my window. WHY did I google it? WHY? WHY? WHY?

As last names go, this has to be right up there with Mr. Balls, Mrs. Hyman and Mr. Hoefalker.

http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2007/10/17/santorums-tears-sell-records/?ncid=NWS00010000000001

(Thanks KIM)

U.S. Out of My OVARIES

This man has ovaries?





















I think he picked up her sign by mistake... and I hope nothing happens to her ovaries.













http://www.zombietime.com/

Media Democracy Day

Please don't attend this event. Mainly, because it's in Canada, but primarily because "Media Democracy Day" isn't a day; it's FIVE days.



And after looking over the official website I think it's really just a cover for a BURMA rally of some kind. Do you REALLY want to get involved in that Burma thing? DO YOU? Steer clear of this one... it has international incident written ALL over it.

http://mediademocracyday.org/2007+Events

The GREAT GLOBE GALLERY!

This is an oldy but a goody! It's an OLD site that links to tons of stuff about the earth:
Check out The GREAT GLOBE GALLERY AT: http://www.staff.amu.edu.pl/~zbzw/glob/glob1.htm

Welcome to our organization!

We, at POOP, feel that organizing protests is an absolute waste of time. We encourage every member of our organization to stop participating. In fact, WHY are you even reading this?

What?