Most Unfortunate Last Name

Santorum is perhaps the most disgusting substance known to man, and a last name... and a type of nail polish remover. Even more disgusting than mung, or smegma, or that stuff that is growing in my window. WHY did I google it? WHY? WHY? WHY?

As last names go, this has to be right up there with Mr. Balls, Mrs. Hyman and Mr. Hoefalker.

http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2007/10/17/santorums-tears-sell-records/?ncid=NWS00010000000001

(Thanks KIM)