A scam that lured untold thousands into investing in ant farms to make aphrodisiacs (you heard me) has ignited into angry civil unrest as huge crowds of Chinese poured into the streets demanding the government to step in and repay the duped citizens... ... I don't read Chinese but I think the product's slogan is something like "Get Busy at TEN TIMES the Potency of a Normal Human Being - Pound for Pound", or something like that. I'm sorry folks if you lost money in this but COME ON! So they advertised it on TV, so people have been getting paid for the last 8 years... a pyramid scheme is a pyramid scheme. Clearly, no one even bothered to actually TRY the product. I did... and my penis seems to be the same size as always - which is somewhere between banana size and butternut squash size. You can order your own GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ant farm and get ants in YOUR pants here :LinkStory: Links-in-your-pants

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