Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Massachusetts Passes Law To Enlarge DMZ Around Abortion Clinics

A law has been passed in Massachusetts to expand the protest-free zone around abortion clinics from 6 ft to 35 ft. Anti-abortion zealots , err I mean activists complain that this restricts their right to free speech. I'm gonna go ahead and throw an idea out there... and this is totally hypothetical... if they didn't pull fetuses out of the trash, throw blood on young women and doctors, AND blow clinics up maybe their "protest zone" wouldn't be treated like a demilitarized zone. And MAYBE (I know this is crazy) some kind of rational course of action could be taken to deal with unwanted pregnancy. One thing is certain... the protesters' inane, mean-spirited comments will be silenced soon, since screaming across a span of 35 feet will no doubt cause them to lose their voices, we hope.