Friday, November 30, 2007

Sudanese Protesters Want Woman Dead - Ignore Bear

Teddy Bear Held for Questioning
Hundreds of religious fanatics massed outside the Sudanese presidential palace in Khartoum recently, wielding melee weapons of all kinds. The problem seems to be with a British teacher who let her class name a teddy bear "Mohammad". The reasons are clear and the Muslim perspective is well known, but what about the teddy bear? Has anyone considered the GODDAMN bear's feelings? I mean JESUS CHRIST, don't people CARE anymore? BOTH sides of this have completely ignored the real victim here. The bear is currently being held in a shoe box inside police headquarters - and still has no name. Despite the heavy security the bear was able to pass a statement to us. That statement: "GET ME OUT OF THIS HATEFUL, GOD FORSAKEN PLACE".











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