Tuesday, January 29, 2008

British Commuters Feel Like Cows

Cows Outraged at Stereotypical Comments

Railway commuters in the UK donned cow masks and using counterfeit tickets boarded the trains in Great Britain to protest unfair price increases and poor service. But an unexpected backlash from the cow community has overshadowed the event. A spokescow from BEEF (Bovines for Ethical Endeavors in Farming), issued a statement in response to the commuters demonstration:
"This blatant use of anti-bovite rhetoric to rally humans to their cause is unjust and immoral. The stereotypes used to insinuate that crowded humans are like cattle are appalling and offensive. When people are crowded into a train they are not prodded with electricity and forced to stand in their own feces. The Bovine community will not stand for this type of insensitive behavior and demands an immediate apology."
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