The Vatican has canceled Pope Benedictinatinatahoohaa the Umpteenth's trip to Rome's La Sapienza university after students there protested against his upcoming visit. Their beef? The Pope believes that the Catholic church was correct in punishing Galileo 375 years ago for saying the earth revolves around the sun. Regarding the centuries-old argument, the Pope was quoted saying "Itsa more a bee-u-tiful a universa ifa zee eartha iza in thee center... like my Prada slippers... MAGNIFICO!"(and get your "Pope on a Rope" soap here: link)
