GOD is a Hate-ah'

God Pretty Much Hates Everything

Earlier this week, those people with the weirdly painted "God Hates Fags" signs continued their "We-Are-Idiots" tour of America by standing out by the street in Portland Oregon. In a counter-protest another group referring to themselves as FAGS inserted themselves between onlookers and the haters. Both groups peacefully protested and only exchanged a few words;

FAG Protester Guy: "How can you say that God hates homosexuals?!"

Hate Protester Guy: "Huh? Homosexuals??? This is an anti-smoking rally!

FAG Protester Guy: " What?"

Hate Protester Guy: "Yea, we just couldn't fit C-I-G-A-R-E-T-T-E-S on the sign. Hey you are cute, can I get your digits?"

FAG Protester Guy: "Uh..."


God Hates Links

Back from Sabbatical

And really not happy about it

Members,

My apologies for the lack of posts recently. It seems the only way to get internet access from prison is if you carve a swastika into your forehead. In any event I'm settling back into the groove of alienating everyone I can think of. I hope you have been doing your part in my absence and have stayed out of the hubub and hullabaloo of late. Have I missed anything big since I've been away? I've been gone so long I wouldn't be surprised if a black man was in the White House. LOL, I know, I know... it hasn't been THAT long.

Facebook Fans Gather to Celebrate POOP!

POOP writer spams two of his friends to tell them

In an act that can only be described as horribly misguided, a small group of POOP fans have organized into a FACEBOOK page.  Of course, officially I can't condone the formation of such a group since at some point it will eventually be used in some half-baked publicity stunt, but UN-officially... THANKS!  All 18 of you ;o)

-POOP WRITER

Here is their link... here... right here... the highlighted part